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20 October 14
ifpaintingscouldtext:

Katsushika Hokusai | The Great Wave | c. 1832

This is my best friend’s text from freshman year of college. Is this what pride feels like?

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Katsushika Hokusai | The Great Wave | c. 1832

This is my best friend’s text from freshman year of college. Is this what pride feels like?

Posted: 10:00 PM

In other news, Putin allegedly offered to divide Ukraine with Poland and called Ukraine an “artificial country” but I’ve already said so much on the matter that my dad is really insistent that I’m going to be blacklisted from ever visiting Russia based off my Twitter feed alone.

Posted: 9:57 PM

I feel like we as a people are about a week away from “basic shaming” and “bad/boss bitch privilege” becoming a thing.

13 October 14

If the GOP really wanted to punish women for being sluts then they wouldn’t want to take away birth control. They’d lobby to take away pain relievers and Midol. I always punish myself by avoiding those things and forcing myself to suffer through my cramps if it’s a month where I feel like I’m a little too happy to be getting my period.

26 September 14

"I’d love to set up an interview with you for sometime this weekend!"

Great, let me put away the vodka and lay out my boring person costume.

Posted: 10:00 AM
A selection from my “to read later” bookmarks folder

A selection from my “to read later” bookmarks folder

Posted: 1:04 AM
Posted: 1:00 AM

My brain is celebrating the arrival of fall! The other week I had a sex dream in which the sex kept being interrupted by members of the dude’s family popping into the room. They were all dressed in casual clothing but I’m 100% sure that they were all members of The Addams Family.

Posted: 12:56 AM

(Source: annachlumsky, via chantaje)

15 September 14
  • Kiddo, running out of her school towards me: I had the best day of my life today!!
  • Me: That's great!! What happened that made your day the best ever?
  • Kiddo: I found someone's wallet on the playground and I took the money!
  • Me: -_-
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh