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8 May 14

Since watching The Walking Dead, I’ve begun to do the Daryl hand swing whenever I feel incredulous about something. “It’s called BRUNCH!” (I don’t remember the context for that).

4 May 14

Sorry, spring allergies, but I just don’t feel that you’re a good match for my personal brand. You’re fired. Security will escort you off the premises.

Posted: 1:09 PM

My focuses in life right now:

  • Curating the perfect makeup collection
  • Curating the perfect skin so that my perfect makeup collection will have a better canvas
  • Curating zero relationships with anyone, least of all men
Posted: 12:57 PM
lonewoolfs:

atlasofprejudice:

Europe According to Culinary Horror (2013) from Atlas of Prejudice 2 by Yanko Tsvetkov.

Sicily gets it own horror. But what does it say?

The translation of my Ukrainian last name is “salted pig fat”! The literal worst last name on earth!

lonewoolfs:

atlasofprejudice:

Europe According to Culinary Horror (2013) from Atlas of Prejudice 2 by Yanko Tsvetkov.

Sicily gets it own horror. But what does it say?

The translation of my Ukrainian last name is “salted pig fat”! The literal worst last name on earth!

(via ecstasybread)

Posted: 12:56 PM

(Source: occupt, via eyebrowgoddess)

Posted: 12:31 PM

Sometimes I worry that I’m the real life version of the character Lana Del Rey is trying to portray.

28 April 14
artmagnifique:

HIERONYMOUS BOSCH. The Temptation of St. Anthony  (detail), oil on panel.

artmagnifique:

HIERONYMOUS BOSCH. The Temptation of St. Anthony (detail), oil on panel.

Posted: 10:36 AM

These bitches are mine in 3-5 business days.

Posted: 10:28 AM

What I’ve been up to:

  • Adding “Expert Rainbow Loomer” to my resume skills section
  • Mentally decorating my apartment
  • Eating blueberry Wheaties
  • Listening to lots and lots of Brand New
  • Hating myself for keeping the sort of people in my life who make you listen to lots and lots of Brand New
  • Coveting eyeshadow palettes
  • Coveting the bodies of the entire Workaholics cast
  • Uncoveting people
  • Having carathic experiences while listening to Ke$ha
  • Spilling coffee all over myself
  • Brunching
  • Bruising
  • Drinking tequila and dying part of my hair with Manic Panic
Posted: 10:22 AM

I cashed in all my chips tonight and combed my hair until it was just right
Cause I’ve been thinking about you and me girl
We got something going on
You told me you can’t wait to see me
Then you didn’t bother to even show up
This whole situation is incredibly typical, I should have seen it all along

Forget everything you think you know about me
This isn’t high school this isn’t high school this isn’t high school this isn’t high school this isn’t high school this isn’t high school this isn’t high school this isn’t high school this isn’t high school

Brand New - Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

(Source: clinging)

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh