Btw, literally 90% of my interneting is reading hate sites. The other 10% is like googling all the random maladies I have to figure out if I’m dying. What are your fave hate sites? I think the sophisticated word for it is “snark” instead of hate but let’s all get real about what we’re doing here.
How done I am with today:
The people at my McDonald’s 300% think I’m a drug addict. I’m always wearing something like my brother’s sweatpants tucked into Ugg boots and an Elton John in Vegas t shirt and I’m never, ever wearing makeup so I always have purple undereyes. Plus, I only come in between 12 - 6 AM because that’s when the menu is the best.
Maybe I am on drugs. I drank a Red Bull around noon and I’m wide awake. So, you tell me.
I don’t worry if it’s appropriate to go into my apartment building’s lobby in my pajamas. I worry if it’s appropriate to go into my apartment building’s lobby in a towel and a Turbie Twist.
I would probably fuck Ders from Workaholics more than once. Not the actor, the character. I would probably send him nudes he totally didn’t deserve and regret it afterwards. But then I would do it again.
This is the thing I hate most about myself.